February 2012
27 posts
Spent some of my grocery money on new Coach...
Whatever, I like them.
My cats are so mad at me right now.
Even though they have a full water bowl to use, they insist on drinking out of the toilet. Okay, whatever… If they want to be gross oh well. But they fling the fucking toilet water all over the seat and the floor. And run when their caught. So I shut the lid. They keep walking past and looking in hoping for it to be open. Ha ha ha ha ha
Counting my money
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Sooooooo annoyed. I went to go get my tattoo last Saturday. The dude was booked up until today. Made my appointment. Of course we would have our first snow of the winter today. Whatever, I still planned on going anyway. Then the guy calls. 4 different excuses about cancelling the appointment. He offers to set me up with someone else. But that the appointment is an hour later than I scheduled. So i...
To be quite honest. I’m glad Adele won all the Grammys. I can’t fucking stand Lady Gaga.
January 2012
7 posts
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Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada
God I feel so much better now that I finally got this disgusting icon picture changed.
December 2011
15 posts
Seeing pictures of my ex boyfriend make me want to like PUKE.
I don’t know what I was thinking.
He was so ugly.
And his lazy, wandering eye. Not to mention his hands were smaller than mine. That’s not even a lie.
My favorite Christmas song is Grandma Got Run Over by A Reindeer.
When you're hugging all of your friends goodbye,...
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I really think Robert Downey Jr is so sexy.
My aunt just had her twins… Boys!! Idk if they’re identical but the picture I was sent confirms they’re both going to be turds 4 lyf.
November 2011
3 posts
